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| Written by celly
-- Friday, 06 July 2007 |
Not sure if you know, but Transformers is not some Holla Back Summer Blockbuster Girl! No way. It's clearly a piece of art that was crafted by people in the movie industry that know the importance of a quality original script and precise acting. It's a shame that movie execs these days think that you can take a classic idea and throw some money at it, and then BAM! Make millions suckering people out of their hard earned money. This is clearly not the case here!
Michael Bay (The Director) - Is best known for his timeless classics that are often compared to the like of "Gone With the Wind" and "Citizen Cane". These classics include (but are not limited to) "I'd Do Anything for Love" (Meat Loaf 1993), "I Touch Myself" (Divinyls 1991), and my Personal favorite "You Won't See Me Cry" (Wilson Phillips 1992). All of these works of art will be viewed and loved for generations to come. So how can you miss with Transformers?
That being said. If you're an ol'skool hardcore Transformer fan, you'll get a kick out of this shirt from Nerdy Shirts.
Cost: $20 [One Jackson in Disguise]
URL: http://www.nerdyshirts.com
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 01 May 2007 |
Summer is here, which can only mean one thing. Well.. Two things... Eh... Perhaps a lot more than that, but never the less, it means two things to me.
Summer TV ScheduleThats right folks! The summer TV schedule starts soon. Now, we no longer needs to worry about big budget over produced reality TV. Nope, Instead we get to roll back and watch America at it's finest with spin off's of Flavor of love. Beyond bad Reality TV, we do gets some really good TV shows that would normally be canceled after a few weeks in prime time -- Like, Ghost Hunters, and It's always sunny in Philadelphia. IASiP -- Is an awesome FX TV show that features the hotness of Kaitlin Olson, the humor of Charlie Day, and shortness of Danny DeVito... Well worth setting your Tivo for, as it is expected to resume in a few weeks.Time to break out the TShirtsIt's been way to long... It's time to break out the tshirts and start updating your collection. I'm starting here with the Paddy's Irish Pub shirt from losertshirts.com not only because it's freaking awesome... but because they also get some hot ladies to model their tshirts... [See Below] It makes the trip over there all the more worth it.
Cost: $20 [ That's almost free! ]
Site: losertshirts.com
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 29 March 2007 |
During a recent trip to Austin, Texas we stumbled upon a rather fine breakfast establishment. While we were there one of the gentleman in our party fell madly in love with our waitress. She was pretty cute, which is why we had to explain to him that she was way out of his league. [Not to mention, his questionably homosexual tendencies wouldn't help the situation much. ] That being said, she happened to be wearing a very cool shirt, which sparked a little conversation about where she got it from. As it turns out, her Brother/Cousin/Mother or something makes the shirts, and happened to have a little online store for them.
So, I did what any man in my situation would do. I made note of the URL and figured I'd check it out later when I had time to update my pathetic tshirt blog that for some reason my readers won't let die.
So, today I found the email, and checked out the site and I was very, very impressed! These are some really fresh designs for Shirts. They are so simple and clean with a touch of wit. Best of all, they are printed on American Apparel for under $20 each.
So, do my friend a favor. Buy a few shirts from Big Nose Little Dog, and make sure you say you were referred to them by 'The Hot Waitress' -- Perhaps she'll find this post and send us an email saying she thought the questionably gay guy was cute too.
[ Waitress: If it helps, It wasn't me, I was the Elitist Prick.. ]
Cost: $18 [ 9 Breakfast Burritos ]
URL: Big Nose Little Dog
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 15 February 2007 |
And by digital, I mean digital, not digital.
Did you spend your Valentines Day with Jack Daniels, Kendall Jackson, or Duracell? It's okay if you did, we're not judging you, it's tough out there. In todays society people are moving more towards mass digital match making to meet the "man or woman of their dreams". This completely takes the social aspect out of meeting people -- and in return as soon as people sign up for these services they start loosing the 'signs' that they are single.
Because of those digital whore houses more and more of my single friends complain that it is becoming increasingly harder to meet people, because they figure since the internet has them "Out There" 24/7 when they are in social enviroments, they don't need to spend the time and energy to put themselves "Out There" and reel in fish. And even then -- People are more likely to exchange their MySpace or AIM name instead of phone numbers.. Which eliminates the most important 5 minutes of any relationship, aka. The first phone call. Now, you get a -- "Hey Becky! I had a Great Time Last night! We should get together again... - Steve" -- Which doesn't show any emotion, desire, lust, etc... Which, in my opinion, really breaks the basic personal and emotional bonds that any new relationship should have.
So, for all you single gals and lads out there that had to resort to some self love for Valentines day this year, here are some shirts to help show people you're on the market. Anything can help. There is nothing wrong with some advertising.
Site: Funky Urban Klothes
Cost: $20ish
Site: Dusty Brand Clothing
Cost: $18ish
Site: Busted Tees
Cost: $18ish
Site: One Night Stand
Cost: $20ish
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| Written by celly
-- Wednesday, 31 January 2007 |
The sheer fact that people think wearing a bluetooth headset is in anyway cool, hip, stylish, or even a symbol of status drives me bonkers. As you idiots walk around, we [ As in, the normal people that surround you ] Make fun of you. Even if you are one of the rare ear widget dorks that actually manages to complete digital social interaction, let me point out that the people around you, think you're a schizophrenic carrying on a conversation with yourself.
Technology is a tool. So use it as a tool. If you need to talk hands free when you're driving or smoking an 8-ball in the privacy of your own car/home, then by all means slap on an ear wig. But once you leave the comfort of la-la land, do yourself a favor, and take that damn thing off your head before someone finally snaps and crams it up your bum.
The Truth of it is, technology should be used, not worn. And if you're wearing one of these headsets and it's not being used, chances are you're self conscious about "missing a call" because you're not important enough to be called in the first place.
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 11 January 2007 |
 Good ol' 2006 Was a great year for NoBleach.[Well, It's really been the only year for NoBleach, but a year never the less.] -- And I know we're almost a month into 2007, but I really wanted to spend some time going through my traffic stats and crazy ass emails [Seriously, after re-reading some of the stuff y'all email me, you might want to think about seeking professional help.... Quickly...] and figuring out what was truly the most popular shirt here.
So, Lets just cut to the chase, the winner is: Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR) > Heineken from April 11th, 2006.
In the end, I'm happy. Because I really liked the shirt... But apparently people who want to steal my images and put them on their MySpace pages, liked it even more... Eh.. I still think it wins never the less...
But it really got me thinking about the fact that I'm not sure people understand the power of PBR. It really is a different kind of beer that strays away from the Smooth Water Drinking ways of Miller Light or that Michelob Ultra Crap... PBR is not for amateurs, and should only be drank by the true professional beer drinker that knows what he or she is getting into... [If you fall into the 'she' crowd of that last statement.. email me.. We should get together and have coffee sometime... Or get married... I love you...*kisses*] So, instead of preaching to you about the dangers, I figured I would come up with one of my famous images to help better get the point across...
You get the picture? Bad Things can and will happen if you don't take proper precations while drinking PBR.... [Or Good things, if you're some sick twisted nutball -- You know, the kind that blogs about David Bowie's crotch... errr... nevermind...]
Here's to a great 2007! [And by great, I mean, Not Being Sued...]
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 04 January 2007 |
You know, every once in a while, I wake up... Put on a pot of coffee... Take a Shower... Get Dressed... Sit down to read the news paper... Get a cup of the coffee I made... Read the funnies in the paper... Perhaps even the sports section... Possibly then walk the dogs... Follow that with another cup of coffee, or if it's after 10am.. A Beer... Think about David Bowie's pelvis bulge while he has a Tina Turner hair-do... Ahh yes... I love Tuesdays...
What? Is that not normal? I mean, common, how could the man not have a bulge, he's been staring at Jennifer Connelly for 2 hours straight... Then again, in the movie I think she is supposed to be 15, which seems a lil' dirty now that I mention it -- [In fact I think it's also even super Illegal -- But it was filmed in London -- So who knows what the laws are there]
Still not sure what I'm talking about? I guess you'll need to jump over to IMDB for a little Labyrinth schooling. It's Ok.. I didn't know about this movie until recently... But who can resist a musical children's movie staring David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly, and hordes of puppets... How this movie is not on some top 10 'First Date' movie list is beyond me.. It's practically visual Spanish fly..
Well, thanks to the Guy's over at Waterloo You can now take that dream with you everywhere you go. There is no shame in honoring the 80's, and there is even less shame in using the 80's to woo the ladies... [Or, using the 80's to have dirty thoughts of a Turnered out David Bowie... Yummy...]
[Oh, Common.... Admit it... David Bowie makes one hot chick! ..... No? .... *sigh* .... I need to stop drinking before Noon... ]
Cost: 25$ [USD / Bottle of Hairspray]
Avilable: Mens / Womens
URL: Waterloo
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 02 January 2007 |
Lets start '07 off right. I know posts have been slow, but no one reads this shit anyways. The Internet Tshirt industry jumped the shark last September... So I needed some time to cool my jets off before I started posting again. If I didn't it would most be hate posts blasting people... And considering how small the audience is now, imagine after 20 pages of 'Wow, This Sucks' posts... Anyways, I was too busy in 2006 bringing Sexy Back... [Whoa.. Nelly.. A lil too much JT in this post already...] We'll see what I decide to do this year...
... Then again .. This is the Interweb .. people do like cynics ..
So, What do you do to start off 2007? Well, you take the most viral video to ever hit the Internet, and make a tshirt about it. I've actually seen this in shirt posted in a couple of places, where people are saying it's a bit too late. But I commend it. Busted Tees is doing nothing more than Celebrating the fact that Saturday Night Live (SNL) did something edgy and funny for the first time in atleast 5 years.
I try so hard every week to watch SNL. But I can barely make it 20 mins in without changing the channel to Animal Planet to see if I can catch some late night turtle on turtle action... But the Simple Viral properties of this video not only forced Millions of people to tune into SNL the next week thinking there would be more funny crap, but also showed the execs at NBC that if they put the edge back into the show... It'll be funny... And people will flock to watch it again.... Perhaps Studio 60 is a cry out for someone to do that... *shrug* -- Reguardless, by making this tshirt, all Busted Tees is doing is celebrating this skit... And Possibly asking to be sued.. Time will tell.. Buy early!
[ Note: I'm not linking to the video.. If you don't know what I'm talking about.. Then, well, perhaps you have a life.... ]
Cost: 18$ [USD / Admitting you like something Justin Timberlake Did]
URL: http://www.bustedtees.com
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-- Wednesday, 11 October 2006 |
 There are certain things in this world that everyone will always remember. Your first kiss. Your 'first time'. Your first love. How to get unlimited men in Contra. And how to do the Spin kick with Chun-Li just so you can get the brief glimpse of her panties. It's a sick truth, but you'll be hard pressed to find a red blooded American male between the ages of 25-30 who can't remember at least one key/joystick combo from Street Fighter II or Mortal Kombat. It was just something we did 'Back in My Day...'
Much like Wolfenstein 3D / Doom / Quake / Blood did for the game industry by making first person shooters not just cutting edge but somewhat social [ie. verse Type Play] SF and MK did it in a different way. These games brought people together. Whether it was around an arcade or in a group pounding buttons on someones SNES, people finally found a game where they wanted to play not just verse something, but with someone else.. It was sorta, male bonding through decapitation if you will... Sure there are massive social games now [ ie. WoW, Sims ] -- But the users are tethered together through miles and miles of tubes the Internet. Where as with Street fighter, people were tethered with 5 feet of controller cables, or 4 inches of raging joystick stubs... [ Did that sound a lil pervy to you too? Okay, alot pervy? ]
Perhaps hindsight is always 20/20, but I feel that many games today have lost their local social appeal. So, while we're all being nostalgic, check out this shirt from NerdyShirts.com. Honestly, there is nothing nerdy about it. This shirt really does represent a classic cultural icon of Generation OBGYN [ Or whatever generation we are now.. ] -- People who understand it, will just smile and nod.. And you can enjoy those memories of stiff thumbs together... And to people who don't understand it.. Just tell them it's how Gay Spiderman Shoots Webs.. It's way easier than trying to explain it... Heh.. [ I love making myself laugh! ]
Cost: $17.99 [USD / Up, Up, Down, Down, ...]
URL: http://www.nerdyshirts.com
[ Editors Note: I'm lil concerned about any Google traffic I'll get for the term 'Raging Joystick Stubs'... ]
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| Written by celly
-- Friday, 06 October 2006 |
I have been doing quite a bit of 'girly things' type posts lately, so I guess it is time for another mens service announcement. This time, Belts... Unfortunately, Men feel the urge to collect belts over the years. And when they hit what they feel is 'Belt Critical Mass' stop. So, when they look in their closet and see a fine array of 52" braided pleater belts they used to sport with their Z Cavaricci's 15 years ago, they think their covered for any black tie affair... When the truth is, short of going to a 'My So Called Life' marathon the only thing that belt is good for is.. Well.. Going to a 'My So called Life' marathon... Because at that point who cares about your belt, we have deeper issues to worry about.
Overall, many men don't understand the importance of a good belt. Or actually, have a hard time understanding the importance of wearing a belt in general. So, for starters, every man should have at the least 3 belts.
- • Brown Casual Belt
- • Black Casual Belt
- • Dress belt
If you don't have at least those three belts, you need to get your ass over to a store and pick some up. And don't just pick up any belt, find some that fit you... [ Editor Notes: Asking the opinion of a cute store clerk is always an awesome way to initiate conversation. And, making the Joke `How will this look on the floor next to your bed?` is a good way to get slapped. ] And, if you're still in denial about needing new belts, if you answer "yes" to any of the following questions... You're just lame:
- • Do you use the last hole in your belt because it was from back in the day when you were `Fat`
- • Do you use the first hole in your belt because it was from before you 'met her' and decided you were comfortable in the relationship therefore letting yourself go?
- • Can you see the button on your jeans when you wear the belt?
- • Did you purchase your belt the same day you purchased an MC Hammer album?
- • Was your belt buckle gold, but now is silver because the paint wore off?
- • Is it in any way, reversible?
- • You've said, "Who cares? My Shirt will cover it up...."
So, If by now if you're convinced, Check out stores like Lucky Jeans [ See, Belt Above.. ], Ambercrombie, Banana Republic, Kenneth Cole, etc... Or you possibly might even get lucky at a Department store...
You can try buying one over the Internet, if you really want to, but then you don't get to talk to the pretty girls at the store... ;)
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