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-- Friday, 06 July 2007 |
Not sure if you know, but Transformers is not some Holla Back Summer Blockbuster Girl! No way. It's clearly a piece of art that was crafted by people in the movie industry that know the importance of a quality original script and precise acting. It's a shame that movie execs these days think that you can take a classic idea and throw some money at it, and then BAM! Make millions suckering people out of their hard earned money. This is clearly not the case here!
Michael Bay (The Director) - Is best known for his timeless classics that are often compared to the like of "Gone With the Wind" and "Citizen Cane". These classics include (but are not limited to) "I'd Do Anything for Love" (Meat Loaf 1993), "I Touch Myself" (Divinyls 1991), and my Personal favorite "You Won't See Me Cry" (Wilson Phillips 1992). All of these works of art will be viewed and loved for generations to come. So how can you miss with Transformers?
That being said. If you're an ol'skool hardcore Transformer fan, you'll get a kick out of this shirt from Nerdy Shirts.
Cost: $20 [One Jackson in Disguise]
URL: http://www.nerdyshirts.com
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| Written by celly
-- Wednesday, 11 October 2006 |
 There are certain things in this world that everyone will always remember. Your first kiss. Your 'first time'. Your first love. How to get unlimited men in Contra. And how to do the Spin kick with Chun-Li just so you can get the brief glimpse of her panties. It's a sick truth, but you'll be hard pressed to find a red blooded American male between the ages of 25-30 who can't remember at least one key/joystick combo from Street Fighter II or Mortal Kombat. It was just something we did 'Back in My Day...'
Much like Wolfenstein 3D / Doom / Quake / Blood did for the game industry by making first person shooters not just cutting edge but somewhat social [ie. verse Type Play] SF and MK did it in a different way. These games brought people together. Whether it was around an arcade or in a group pounding buttons on someones SNES, people finally found a game where they wanted to play not just verse something, but with someone else.. It was sorta, male bonding through decapitation if you will... Sure there are massive social games now [ ie. WoW, Sims ] -- But the users are tethered together through miles and miles of tubes the Internet. Where as with Street fighter, people were tethered with 5 feet of controller cables, or 4 inches of raging joystick stubs... [ Did that sound a lil pervy to you too? Okay, alot pervy? ]
Perhaps hindsight is always 20/20, but I feel that many games today have lost their local social appeal. So, while we're all being nostalgic, check out this shirt from NerdyShirts.com. Honestly, there is nothing nerdy about it. This shirt really does represent a classic cultural icon of Generation OBGYN [ Or whatever generation we are now.. ] -- People who understand it, will just smile and nod.. And you can enjoy those memories of stiff thumbs together... And to people who don't understand it.. Just tell them it's how Gay Spiderman Shoots Webs.. It's way easier than trying to explain it... Heh.. [ I love making myself laugh! ]
Cost: $17.99 [USD / Up, Up, Down, Down, ...]
URL: http://www.nerdyshirts.com
[ Editors Note: I'm lil concerned about any Google traffic I'll get for the term 'Raging Joystick Stubs'... ]
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-- Wednesday, 21 June 2006 |
Wait, Mark Harmon was in "Summer School"? Right, and I supposed you're going to tell me that Kirstie Alley was once thin... -- Wow, how soon we all forget.
" ... Who we admire most in the world, and why? The person we admire most in the world is make-up artist and creature creator Rick Baker. His wonderfully gruesome slime bladders and slobber tubes in an American Werewolf in London won him a richly deserved Oscar. That is why we admire make-up artist and creature creator Rick Baker very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much. It's 100 words on the nose. You can count it if you want ... "
 Summer School, what a freaking classic movie. Even after 20 years, I still crack up when I see it on TV. And when you see people like Mark Harmon and Kirstie Alley `In Their Prime` you wonder how Mark went from surf punk to NCIS's badass, and Kirstie went from a pseudo sex symbol to the spokes model for Jenny Craig. Stuff like that just cranks me up. [ And please know I use the term `sex symbol` loosely.. very, very, very, very, very, very, very ... loosely ]
So here's to you -- 80's movies that won't die! And for all you movie tshirt fans out there, head over to http://www.founditemclothing.com. They take famously obscure t-shirts from movies and tv past, and bring them to life. [ And by famously obscure, I mean, no 'Vote for Pedro' shirts... ] Some of my other personal fav's are the "Surf Nicaragua" and "I Love Toxic Waste" from real genius. -- In Fact, I just ordered the I [heart] Toxic Waste Shirt. I'll be the Belle of the Ball what that one! Woot!
Cost: $19.95 [USD / 7 Carb Points on your diet Kirstie!]
URL: http://www.founditemclothing.com/
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 16 March 2006 |
Ahh yes, Bloodhound Gang. Driving into work this morning, I had the Sirius Radio pumping, and the next thing you know, they start cranking the Bloodhoung Gang. [ And I'm not talking about "Whenever there's trouble, we're there on the double, we're the Bloodhound Gang. If you've got the crime, we've got the time, we're the Bloodhound Gang." ]
Anyways, as I turn up my stereo to 11, I thought to myself.. "Self, We need find a cool wookie shirt...." So after some searching, and lots of flat out awful shirts, I managed to dig up a good one. I'm honestly not the biggest Star Wars fan. In fact, I'm pretty sure Star Wars Sucks. [ However, I have argued that Phantom Menace is one of the greatest animated movies of all time... ] But, Wookies are still cool, mostly due to the fact that their hair is so silky and shiny.. What do you think that is? Pert Plus? Aussie? Hmmmm...
Cost: €32 [ Euros / Wash Rinse Repeat ]
URL: http://www.rockawaybear.com/
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| Written by celly
-- Monday, 13 March 2006 |
I guess I now know why America is fat. We all grew up playing a video game that glorified eating. [ And I'm pretty sure sitting on our fat asses playing it didn't help much either. ] I also sorta feel like it glorified drug use.. I mean, a little yellow dude, eating white tabs... And when you eat the big tab, everything gets all trippy, and suddenly you can eat ghosts? And when you get the munchies you chase the floating fruit... It all makes sense now, doesn't it... No wonder we're all so f'n screwed up...
Obesity aside, This is a cool shirt from a Scottish website that is a user submitted, rated, and etc. And to be honest, their designs are much fresher than some US Sites that do the same thing with `less treads`. [ *cough* ] Check em out. And start sending these people emails to get distributors in the US! PLEASE!
Cost: 20£ [GBP / Flat Muffins]
URL: www.teetonic.com
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 07 March 2006 |
 Nothing says you're metro like going retro... [ That came to me in the shower this morning, I think I need more hobbies... ] Anyways, while looking at my traffic stats, I realize that this site has a huge Apple/Mac Audience. So, I searched for some witty apple tshirts, but I gotta say, they all suck. You'd figure the designers of the world would come up with one good apple shirt that doesn't include a screen printed ipod on it. Anyways, until someone here can send me a decent mac t-shirt, you mac freaks will have to just settle for this... [ This girl has the whole Jodie Sweetin thing going on... Kinda scares me.. UNCLE JOEY!!!! ]
Cost: Check Ebay
URL: www.macmothership.com
[ UPDATE ] Whoa, thanks for the heads up! A NoBleach fan points out -- " ... look where `Uncle Joey` has his left hand... Mac users are dirty! ..."
 [ UPDATE 2 ] Again. I stand strong. Case & Point. As a Mr. T tshirt it's funny. As an apple tshirt, it's down right disturbing.
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 16 February 2006 |
 This is just a cool shirt. I don't care if you're a StarWars geek or not, you just look at it and know it's a cool shirt. Better yet, you can get it with, or without, a place for boobies. [ie. Mens and Womens sizes for my slow readers... ] Disc Brakes, Depth Charges, and now cross dressing StormTrooper Angels, what will those crazy British think of next!
Oh, and all the shirts from equop.com are fair-trade organic clothing. Yummy!
[Common, did you really think when you woke up this morning you'd find out what country Disc Brakes were invented? Nope. See, NoBleach, it's knowledge and fashion all in one. It's Knowashion! ..... Ok, I'll stop now ..... ]
Cost: £25.50 [GBP / 2 tons of Pennies]
URL: http://www.equop.com/
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 09 February 2006 |
My mom has one. Your mom has two. Everyone now feels the need to voice their opinions about everything in the non speell checked cookie cutter world of blog suckdom. Now, there is no need for pity reads, hopefully they'll get the point the first time. And at 24$ it better freaking give them the point, or at the least come with a free sock and a roll of pennies so you can beat the point into them.
Price: $24.00 [USD / RSS Feeds]
URL: http://www.cultureshiftclothing.com/
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| Written by celly
-- Sunday, 05 February 2006 |
 Do you run
in the geek crowd? Do your friends talk about eating elf princesses or
brag about how many Pokemon cards they have? Does your cat have a
bot-net of windows attack zombies? Yes? So what better way to send
them a message then with a witty shirt! You'll be a hit with all the
ladies at your next Lan party when they see what a stud you are with
your geeky anti-geeky geek shirt...
[ Sorry, no
ports or rpm shirts available at time of post... ]
 Cost: $17.99 [USD]
URL: http://www.syswear.com/
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