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| Written by celly
-- Monday, 02 October 2006 |
For the longest time I was thought that the whole allure of promiscuously charged MySpace females was just some marketing campaign that was fueled by Tom & Friends to get sex starved men and boys to use their service. [a.k.a. MySpace Stalkers] And I was really impressed with how well it worked. Unfortunately, [Or Fortunately for all the MySpace Man Bitches out there] it turns out that this is not one of the best .com marketing campaign of our time, but instead, MySpace Hookups actually exists. Boy-o-Boy do they exist.
In the last few weeks, I'm hearing more and more stories of people who get with MySpace hookups, rather regularly. And in fact I have even heard of a few that have worked out, and turned into rather interesting relationships. But, more times than not - it's a Wham - Bam - Thank - You - Mam hookup, with no phone call or IM the next morning.
What does this all mean? Well, to some, it means they need to sign up for an account ASAP. For others, it means that we now have a national STD Database. And to the rest, it means you need some rad t-shirts to strut your MySpace stuff. Thanks to http://www.losertshirts.com/ You can easily pick up some self promotional items to make friends when you're not even in front of the computer. Hah, god bless the Internet.
Cost: $20 [USD / Friends]
URL: http://www.losertshirts.com/
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 15 June 2006 |
Sometimes you need to go out of your way to buy the one you love [ Or Lust.. Or Pay... ] something nice. No matter what the occasion is, [ and usually no occasion is the best occasion ] you have to pick and choose carefully what you buy the ladies. unfortunately, mots guys go into Victoria Secrets and purchasing the most unbridled lingerie they can find.. But when you think about it, that is more of a gift for yourself than it is for her... Right? Right? Uh huh... Perv...
So, someone today was asking about a gift to get his lady friend for her birthday... He was looking for something unique that says "I love you a lil' more when you're almost naked..." -- Enter www.iseefrance.com -- Not only does this site has some nice lil some'n - some'n that you can enjoy watching her prance around the house in... It also has a smoking hot model to stare at while you place your order. I mean smoking hot... Like putting a can of smoked almonds in the microwave for 2mins type smoking hot...
[ Note: Putting smoked almonds in the microwave is a very very very bad idea... And I should of known that after I thought to myself.. `I wonder what warm nuts taste like...` ]
So, anyways, check this site out... If not to do something nice like dropping 30$ to make your property happy, then at least do it to check out this fine lady showing us what it 'could' look like... And also to enjoy the very subtle humor on the site.. Apparently, Phil is the name of the bear on the shirt. And according to to description "Phil loves salmon, snow, long walks on the beach, but most of all he loves you!" -- Salmon? really? A fish joke? -- Well played panty people.. well played...
Cost: $30$/Set [USD / Can you put a price on love?]
URL: www.iseefrance.com |
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| Written by celly
-- Saturday, 18 March 2006 |
 I like to attend the occasional monster truck rally, bike week, death metal concert, or exorcism.. But when I do, my girlfriend has absolutely nothing to wear. And I have to listen to 45mins of "Does this make me look evil?" or "Does this outfit say 'I love Satin' or 'I love Satan'..." -- Blah, Blah, Blah... So to fix this whole ordeal, I decided to pick her out some fine threads from Threadcult.com. Honestly, with testimonials like this, I know I'm buying form the best...
"... Sure, I'm a slut. But a slut with high standards (at least when it comes to my t-shirts). That's why I only shop at ThreadCult.com. They're my #1 source for Gothic clothing and crazy t-shirts. And they don't ever pass judgement on my whoring around. Thanks ThreadCult!
Melissa - Puppynuts, MN ..."
[ ... You know, If threadcult puts up more pictures of Melissa, she could easily become a NoBleach -- 'Babes in threads' -- winner... I have a soft spot for women with blue hair... I have always wondered how much attention to detail there is when you die your hair blue... Seriously, does the Carpet matched the drapes? Anyone know? Anyone? Melissa, you reading this? Call me... Or better yet, just send pictures to celly@nobleach.com. Thanks, That would be great... `Goth Sluts with blue hair` rule ... ]
[ Wow, that was a really long thought.. Perhaps I could try to make it into a paragraph... Nah... ]
Cost: $16.95 [USD / Holy Water]
URL: www.threadcult.com
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 07 March 2006 |
 Origami. It actually is a lot like women. Complex structures, that only the skilled an patient can master. But ultimately, deep down inside, they are no more than a single piece of paper, waiting to become decorative objects... [ Yeah, I'm not sure where I'm going with that... But chances are it's going to get me slapped. ]
Anyways, as of recently my ladies tees have had a lil' lack of support [ Cough. Wink. Wink. Cough. ] so I went searching for something new that you have most likely not seen yet. I hope you like it, I think it is pretty cool. Not to mention the rest of the tshirts on the site have a real clean feel to them. Check them out.
P.s. Make sure you mouse over the top bar of the site. Fun fun fun!
Cost: $34.00
URL: http://www.hardboiledinc.com
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| Written by celly
-- Monday, 20 February 2006 |
 This shirt reminds me of the good ol' days. First off, these kids are not wearing those goofy ass helmets kids wear today... [ What happened to Survival of the Fittest? ] Second, that boy is hanging back, taking a gander up the ol' skirt. Maybe thinking about convincing her to go play a little doctor... It's only natural.. Boys will be boys.. Right? If that happened today, that girl would be on Oprah talking about how she was visually touched by the neighborhood kid and thats why now she has to become a stripper... *sigh* I miss the good ol' days... [ Why do I feel like this makes me sound like a dirty old man... ]
Overall, cool little shirt...
Cost: 20$ [USD / Bike Shorts]
URL: www.squidfire.com |
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 16 February 2006 |
 What else can I say but ......
And all my instincts, they return
And the grand facade,
So soon will burn,
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside
In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
80's Retro, meets modern day cliché first date, meets tshirt, meets every gals heart. I don't know why, but I like it. I guess I can't Say Anything bad about it...
Cost: $30.00 [USD / 3 Cusack's]
URL: http://www.chocosho.com/ |
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| Written by celly
-- Saturday, 11 February 2006 |
 So in honor on a close personal friend of NoBleach popping the question, [And of course she said yes, but we're waiting for her to sober up to see if it still stands] I decided to find something 'Weddingish' to put up.. And thats where I found these. First off I do feel that even for a bride they are a little pretentious, but that is only if it is the groom who sees them. Now, if someone other than the groom wraps his peepers on theses, either a) If she is indeed a bride, SCORE! +1 for polygamy! - or - b) If she isn't married, walk away.... just walk away... [And by walk, I mean run.]
 Price: $17.00 [USD / Eternity of Misery]
URL: www.knotthegroom.com
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| Written by celly
-- Sunday, 05 February 2006 |
 Ringer. Check. Sexual innuendo. Check.
Monopoly reference. Check. Advertising your women parts with a
reference from one of the all time greatest games. Priceless.
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shirt has it all, and just think of all the awesome Parker Brother
themed pickup lines it'll generate. "Did you just place first in a
beauty pagent? Because I feel like I should give you 100$" -- And
awesome witty responses -- "Take your thimble, and go directly to
jail, don't pass go, and your sure as hell not collecting 200$! "
Price: $17.95 [USD]
URL: http://www.superherostuff.com/
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