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-- Thursday, 15 February 2007 |
And by digital, I mean digital, not digital.
Did you spend your Valentines Day with Jack Daniels, Kendall Jackson, or Duracell? It's okay if you did, we're not judging you, it's tough out there. In todays society people are moving more towards mass digital match making to meet the "man or woman of their dreams". This completely takes the social aspect out of meeting people -- and in return as soon as people sign up for these services they start loosing the 'signs' that they are single.
Because of those digital whore houses more and more of my single friends complain that it is becoming increasingly harder to meet people, because they figure since the internet has them "Out There" 24/7 when they are in social enviroments, they don't need to spend the time and energy to put themselves "Out There" and reel in fish. And even then -- People are more likely to exchange their MySpace or AIM name instead of phone numbers.. Which eliminates the most important 5 minutes of any relationship, aka. The first phone call. Now, you get a -- "Hey Becky! I had a Great Time Last night! We should get together again... - Steve" -- Which doesn't show any emotion, desire, lust, etc... Which, in my opinion, really breaks the basic personal and emotional bonds that any new relationship should have.
So, for all you single gals and lads out there that had to resort to some self love for Valentines day this year, here are some shirts to help show people you're on the market. Anything can help. There is nothing wrong with some advertising.
Site: Funky Urban Klothes
Cost: $20ish
Site: Dusty Brand Clothing
Cost: $18ish
Site: Busted Tees
Cost: $18ish
Site: One Night Stand
Cost: $20ish
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| Written by celly
-- Friday, 06 October 2006 |
I have been doing quite a bit of 'girly things' type posts lately, so I guess it is time for another mens service announcement. This time, Belts... Unfortunately, Men feel the urge to collect belts over the years. And when they hit what they feel is 'Belt Critical Mass' stop. So, when they look in their closet and see a fine array of 52" braided pleater belts they used to sport with their Z Cavaricci's 15 years ago, they think their covered for any black tie affair... When the truth is, short of going to a 'My So Called Life' marathon the only thing that belt is good for is.. Well.. Going to a 'My So called Life' marathon... Because at that point who cares about your belt, we have deeper issues to worry about.
Overall, many men don't understand the importance of a good belt. Or actually, have a hard time understanding the importance of wearing a belt in general. So, for starters, every man should have at the least 3 belts.
- • Brown Casual Belt
- • Black Casual Belt
- • Dress belt
If you don't have at least those three belts, you need to get your ass over to a store and pick some up. And don't just pick up any belt, find some that fit you... [ Editor Notes: Asking the opinion of a cute store clerk is always an awesome way to initiate conversation. And, making the Joke `How will this look on the floor next to your bed?` is a good way to get slapped. ] And, if you're still in denial about needing new belts, if you answer "yes" to any of the following questions... You're just lame:
- • Do you use the last hole in your belt because it was from back in the day when you were `Fat`
- • Do you use the first hole in your belt because it was from before you 'met her' and decided you were comfortable in the relationship therefore letting yourself go?
- • Can you see the button on your jeans when you wear the belt?
- • Did you purchase your belt the same day you purchased an MC Hammer album?
- • Was your belt buckle gold, but now is silver because the paint wore off?
- • Is it in any way, reversible?
- • You've said, "Who cares? My Shirt will cover it up...."
So, If by now if you're convinced, Check out stores like Lucky Jeans [ See, Belt Above.. ], Ambercrombie, Banana Republic, Kenneth Cole, etc... Or you possibly might even get lucky at a Department store...
You can try buying one over the Internet, if you really want to, but then you don't get to talk to the pretty girls at the store... ;)
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-- Tuesday, 09 May 2006 |
Whoa, sorry my fellow Bleachians, it's been a while, a long long while.. But life has been silly crazy lately... So, just give me a few days and I'll get back up to speed.
In the mean time, during my short leave of absence, someone dropped me this link... This shirt is crazy cool. There is something about the American interpretation of Chinese food that cracks my shit up.. I'm not sure what it is exactly, but I just have a hard time seeing Chinese people eating dinner out of little while boxes, and then having their kids sit around reading their fortunes and then saying "In bed" while the family has a good laugh.. ["Never be afraid to try something ... In bed..." -- Oh man, that crap cracks me up...]
But what really is cool, is how I see this shirt as a visual parody of Americans slowly killing themselves with food. Seriously. You don't realized how much bad crap is in the food you eat. You can ask anyone that works at a restaurant, the chef is not there caring about your health. They are caring that your meal is good enough that you come back and eat again. [NOTE: The Mayo used at Checkers, doesn't require refrigeration.. Chew on that for a few mins...] And anything you buy in a package either uses sodium or fat for flavor [if not both] -- Two things that, chances are, you can uses a little less of ... [Yeah, I'm talking to you fatty...]
So, for 20$ This bad boy is a bargain.. And Rumor has it, it goes on a super secret [And by super secret I mean yellow bold highlighted on the page] sale on May 19th, 2006. Yeah. I'm picking up one.. And for you fatty.. You can pick up two XXL's and sew them together.. But that would just take this shirt from parody to example.. Which I think is also irony.. [And we here at NoBleach.com don't iron shit for no one!]
Cost: $20.00 [USD / 20 Jr. Bacon Cheese Burgers at Wendy's]
URL: http://www.oddica.com/
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| Written by celly
-- Friday, 03 March 2006 |
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 02 March 2006 |
 This shirt is for some guy named Lucas. My guess is you most likely don't know Lucas. In fact, I don't really know Lucas, but I do know he really wanted me to find a shirt that said “I Eat Poop”. Actually, I don't remember if he wanted it to say “I eat Poo” or “I eat Poop” -- But either way it had to do with consuming feces. Now, I know you're saying to yourself “But this shirt is for dogs...” Which is why this is so funny. Lucas is a circus midget, and will fit right in it. Cruel? Probably.. Funny? Hell Yes!
[ Note: NoBleach Inc. Feels that anyone who dresses up their pet, should be killed. Twice. ]
[Warning: Cafepress Shirt's == The suck ]
Cost: $18.99 [USD / Your Pets Dignity]
URL: Ophelias Art
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| Written by celly
-- Wednesday, 22 February 2006 |
Threadless JUST released 4 new tees, and 4 reprints. Check them out..
www.threadless.com
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 14 February 2006 |
There is a certain joy I get going into a retail store and searching through the mounds of neatly folded shirts just to find the right size! [Actually, I feel the ones on the bottom have a lower chance of being tried on and touching someone else man boobs in the process. ] Anyways, the fact of the matter is, the nice little military style fold that they use is so neat and perfect they can stack twenty of those suckers in a space the size of, well, twenty shirts.
So, to the point, I found this neat-o DIY folding machine video a while back. The music clearly makes it worth the watch even if you're a hanger kinda person. Enjoy!
Cost: 1,000,000 Pesos [ Aka. Free ]
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