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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 05 October 2006 |
Of course the day after I say that I'm going to stop posting as many tshirts as I used to I run across her this one. You know what, I'm not going to ruin this moment by saying to much... Just Enjoy... Oh, and "Wow!" ...
Anyways, Funk Unlimited... Yadda - Yadda.. Hot - Hot - Hot... Yadda - Yadda... *drool*...
.... Marry me? ....
Oh, and they have some really awesome shirts too...
Price: Worth every penny...
URL: http://www.fushirts.net
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 03 October 2006 |
I saw this shirt, and it reminded me of an old joke. It's really not that funny, but, eh -- It's a cool shirt, and I couldn't think of a rant about Virginity..
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancée thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me"?
After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try... On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take a rubber band and slide it up to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "what the *@#% was that? The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping".
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!"
So, enjoy the shirt ladies. It's from www.dustjunky.com. And yes, I know it is currently out of stock, so just make sure you check out their other stuff, it's just as rad...
Cost: $18 [USD, "OH NO! NOT MY GOOD SHEETS!"]
URL: www.dustjunky.com
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 13 July 2006 |
I'm so glad to see the underground tshirt culture spread to more and more countries. Every day I find more and more international sites that have some kick ass tees... The issue is, most of them are not in English, and Google Translate or Bablefish turn the text into phrases such as:
"... shirt created from 100 percent pre-smalled wombat cotton with lemon printing and eel semen ..."
.. Which is when I usually decide to go back to looking for English sites. [Because we all know I never butcher the English Language.. Ever..] Anyways, it is always a pleasure to find an international site that also offers english. Today I was pleasantly surprised to find some very cool ass shirts from Israel. Tricko Tree has some real clean designed handmade shirts with a nice indie music feel to them.. Really, some good stuff...
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention, Tricko Trees has some fine looking ladies modeling their shirts as well... This is why this post is getting a `Babes in Threads` tag... Also, truth be told, I have a super soft spot for Israeli commando chicks. Every since I saw the special on them on the Discovery channel I have been in love with them. I think it is the mixture of the mystery in their look, and the fact that they can actually kill you, bring you back to life, just so they can kill you again.. Awesome.. +1 for Israeli Commando Chicks!
Cost: 69.90 [ILS / 10 Commando Chick Phone #'s]
URL: www.trickotree.com
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| Written by celly
-- Sunday, 09 April 2006 |
Remember back in the day when Tom Cruise wasn't a certifiable psycho cradle robbing asshat clown humper? Yeah, back then he actually managed to pump out a few decent flicks... Risky Business, The color or Money, hell, even Rainman was a great flick... But his one performance that I think everyone can agree on as being his greatest, would have to be his emotional Oscar winning performance in Top Gun.. [Actually, I'm pretty sure he didn't get an Oscar for Top Gun..]
Actually, you know what... Screw Tom Cruise... I'm not going to waste my time talking about him, especially after finding a picture of this fine young lady wearing this nice tshirt. This here is Mandy. Mandy likes driving fast, beer (non light beer only), spicy foods, watching sports, and performing fellatio. [Ok, I made all of that up, but for some reason, thats what she is likes in my head.. so please don't ruin it for me...] Anyways, Mandy here is a model for Dusty Brand Clothing, and she is the current “Desktop Of the Month” -- And also just so happens to be sporting one of Dusty Brands fine tshirts... [Hence, the "Babes in Threads" category...duh!]
So now, if you will please excuse me, it's time for me to go buzz the tower... If you know what I mean...
[Note: This is most likely the only article on the Internet were the phrases 'Tom Cruise' and 'fellatio' were used, and fellatio wasn't describing something he does...]
URL: www.dustybrands.com
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| Written by celly
-- Saturday, 25 March 2006 |
God bless babes in threads, the latest category addition to NoBleach. This is the one time a week where I can look for girls on the Internet and not be required to have a major credit card handy. This week we bring you Rebecca. Rebecca's home is tshirtcrib.com which will most likely see a few shirts featured in the near future.. I found a few awesome shirts over there that would look awesome crumpled up next to my bed... If you know what I mean....
Which remind me of a funny story -- That reminds of when I used to think Shinia Twains Song "Whose bed have your boots been under" said "Whose Bed have your boobs been under..." And I was like, Why are they doing it under the bed... Is like, someone sleeping up there? And if they are sleeping up there how is it they can't hear you there... And is she gay and singing this song about her sexually confused lesbian lover? Then when I figured out what the song really said, I realized I was listening to Shania Twain and how homosexual of me that was...
Anyways, click the picture for a direct link to check out Rebecca, and her friend Laura. Both of which are well deserving of the Babes in Thread title this week.. It's just the pic I chose from Rebecca is super duper hotness...
URL: www.tshirtcrib.com
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| Written by celly
-- Friday, 17 March 2006 |
We [ And by we, I mean I ] here at NoBleach spend quite a bit of time browsing tshirt sites, tshirt blogs, ebay, and only god knows where else trying to find unique items to offer up to our audience. Unfortunately, when we do find items, the people's faces and bodies usually get cut off in order to fit up in that tiny little window up there... So, I'm adding a new section... Something that I have yet to find on any other Tshirt blog... Something that Makes us, 'different', but not like short bus different, more like six toes different...
So, starting today, we will now have a "Babes In Threads" section. Yup. And to start it off, I give you Lauren. Lauren is an American Apparel Model, and lemme say.. She's pretty hot... And You know, some of the photos over there a kinda racy... [ Yup, there are also a few camels that are now walking crooked, if you know what I mean... ]
Note: If any women would like to do write ups on dudes, I'll be more than happy to add them... I'm just not "there" in my sexuality -- Not that there is anything wrong with that...
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www.americanapparel.net
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