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Your mother is an aardvark!
Written by celly  -- Thursday, 04 January 2007
Labyrinth | Pretty Girl | TShirt You know, every once in a while, I wake up... Put on a pot of coffee... Take a Shower... Get Dressed... Sit down to read the news paper... Get a cup of the coffee I made... Read the funnies in the paper... Perhaps even the sports section... Possibly then walk the dogs... Follow that with another cup of coffee, or if it's after 10am.. A Beer... Think about David Bowie's pelvis bulge while he has a Tina Turner hair-do... Ahh yes... I love Tuesdays...

What? Is that not normal? I mean, common, how could the man not have a bulge, he's been staring at Jennifer Connelly for 2 hours straight... Then again, in the movie I think she is supposed to be 15, which seems a lil' dirty now that I mention it -- [In fact I think it's also even super Illegal -- But it was filmed in London -- So who knows what the laws are there]

Still not sure what I'm talking about? I guess you'll need to jump over to IMDB for a little Labyrinth schooling. It's Ok.. I didn't know about this movie until recently... But who can resist a musical children's movie staring David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly, and hordes of puppets... How this movie is not on some top 10 'First Date' movie list is beyond me.. It's practically visual Spanish fly..

Well, thanks to the Guy's over at Waterloo You can now take that dream with you everywhere you go. There is no shame in honoring the 80's, and there is even less shame in using the 80's to woo the ladies... [Or, using the 80's to have dirty thoughts of a Turnered out David Bowie... Yummy...]

[Oh, Common.... Admit it... David Bowie makes one hot chick! ..... No? .... *sigh* .... I need to stop drinking before Noon... ]

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