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| Written by celly
-- Friday, 17 February 2006 |
Well, I have had this one for sitting here for a while now, and kinda waiting for the `right moment` to post it. Then I realized, there is never a bad moment for Fat Chicks! [Well, with the exception of like, airplanes, Italian sports cars, and being in line for the buffet behind one with only one end piece of prime rib left at the carving station... ] So, anyways, if you like women who think Atkins is just a city in Arkansas, this shirt is for you!
[ Map of Atkins, Arkansas. Here at NoBleach, we take fact checking seriously! ]
Cost: $17.99 [USD / 89 Packages of Ramon noodles]
URL: www.fatguyshirts.com
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| Written by celly
-- Friday, 17 February 2006 |
If George W. Bush wants to win the war on terrorism, he should call the A-Team. Not only do they always get the job done, but no one ever dies. And then, when the A-Team is done, think about releasing Clubber Lang on Saddam for a while. Clubber will get him to talk -- fo' Sho! [ Holy crap! Is it Bad 80's Movie/TV reference day or What? Next thing you know I'll be reviewing Vally Girl T-Shirts ] – Anyways, this shirt is just way too much fun to pass up.
Cost: $30.00 [USD / Bling-Bling]
URL: http://www.chocosho.com
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 16 February 2006 |
What else can I say but ......
And all my instincts, they return
And the grand facade,
So soon will burn,
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside
In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
80's Retro, meets modern day cliché first date, meets tshirt, meets every gals heart. I don't know why, but I like it. I guess I can't Say Anything bad about it...
Cost: $30.00 [USD / 3 Cusack's]
URL: http://www.chocosho.com/ |
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 16 February 2006 |
So, I was cleaning off my Tivo tonight, and saw one of my favorite episodes of Family Guy. [ For those who don't know, Family Guy is a serious in depth documentary on society and it's strugles. ] Anyways, as Koolaid-Man busted thought the wall for the 14th time [ My Tivo rewind button broke, or I'd still be there... ] I figured I'd dig up a shirt. I'm sure there are a few out there, but this one is from SpazChicken, and I have ordered from them before with great results. Plus, IT'S A RINGER! We all love ringers.. Right? Ringers? Love? Eh, screw you, I'm going to make some Koolaid and none of that sugar free garbage either... [ I like Mine with Fuji Water, and Deer Park Ice Cubes... How do you like yours? ]
Cost: $15.00 [USD / 2lbs of Sugar]
URL: http://www.spazchicken.com/
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 16 February 2006 |
This is just a cool shirt. I don't care if you're a StarWars geek or not, you just look at it and know it's a cool shirt. Better yet, you can get it with, or without, a place for boobies. [ie. Mens and Womens sizes for my slow readers... ] Disc Brakes, Depth Charges, and now cross dressing StormTrooper Angels, what will those crazy British think of next!
Oh, and all the shirts from equop.com are fair-trade organic clothing. Yummy!
[Common, did you really think when you woke up this morning you'd find out what country Disc Brakes were invented? Nope. See, NoBleach, it's knowledge and fashion all in one. It's Knowashion! ..... Ok, I'll stop now ..... ]
Cost: £25.50 [GBP / 2 tons of Pennies]
URL: http://www.equop.com/
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 14 February 2006 |
There is a certain joy I get going into a retail store and searching through the mounds of neatly folded shirts just to find the right size! [Actually, I feel the ones on the bottom have a lower chance of being tried on and touching someone else man boobs in the process. ] Anyways, the fact of the matter is, the nice little military style fold that they use is so neat and perfect they can stack twenty of those suckers in a space the size of, well, twenty shirts.
So, to the point, I found this neat-o DIY folding machine video a while back. The music clearly makes it worth the watch even if you're a hanger kinda person. Enjoy!
Cost: 1,000,000 Pesos [ Aka. Free ]
URL: www.all-tribes.info |
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 14 February 2006 |
[PAINFULSARCASM]
Yay! creative twisting of corporate logos into to humorous tees that the masses can enjoy!! This shirt is Numeral uno in line for my next casual Friday at the office... And I'll the the seller speak for themselves when they say “Whether you SNORT COKE or not, this shirt is stylish AND eye catching! “ -- I soooooooo agree... Ebay, you have the bestest most original quality goods ever!
[/PAINFULSARCASM]
Cost: $8.99 [USD / Dignity]
URL: www.ebay.com
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 14 February 2006 |
Most of the time we're giving it to Bush, but it looks like today we're going to give Ol' Dick a try. It looks like despite previous reports, Dick is no longer shooting blanks, and in fact bagged himself a lawyer. Yay! But, buyer beware, it's 14:59, so this shirt's life span will be very, very, very, short.
Price: $17.99 [USD / Dick and Bush Jokes]
URL: www.spreadshirt.com
[Thanks to the 'Gay Pirate' for the Submission!] |
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| Written by celly
-- Monday, 13 February 2006 |
I really wish the exchange rate between the dollar and the pound wasn't like a gazillion to one, because lately I have been finding some badass shirt sites over in the UK. But, some of us gotta have shirts that you know you will never see anyone else wearing. Here is a nice example of both a UK site, but also a sharp simple shirt. Enjoy, Cheers, and tally-ho. [Considering this shirt costs about $54USD after shipping, I can see why the British go crazy shopping for clothing when they come to the US!]
Price: £22.99 [GBP / Holy Crap!]
URL: www.thestyleguru.co.uk |
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| Written by celly
-- Monday, 13 February 2006 |
[ONLY 5$!!] Since this is a topical tshirt I'll let the the manufacture explain it: Behold, the magic of cut & paste! Ahh, the glories of cc.
"... All the background info you'd ever want to read about this shirt can be found here and here, but it's probably sufficient to simply state that Bill Gates is a tool and creativecommons.org makes copyright law fun again. ..."
Price: $5.00 [USD / Freedom]
URL: www.giantrobotprinting.com |
| Last Updated ( Monday, 13 February 2006 ) |
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