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My broom is 1200cc.
Written by celly  -- Saturday, 11 February 2006
Not sure if this is guy/gal, but I think it can swing both ways. This is kinda a cool shirt for anyone really. Since I like to pretend to ride bikes just to impress the ladies, it's perfect for me. Bikes are also a good excuse to use when people ask why my hair looks the way it does. +1 for hair excuse. Whatever, stop judging me, it's just a f'n cool shit.

Price: $12.50 [USD / Eye of Newt]
URL: www.straightloop.com
Last Updated ( Saturday, 11 February 2006 )
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It was only a matter of time.
Written by celly  -- Saturday, 11 February 2006
FIRST 5 NOBLEACHER!!

Wow. First off, head over to www.spraygraphic.com. This is a class A stite. And all of their stuff rocks. But, this is the first time, in a long time, I have seen a quality collar shirt. This is going straight into my shirt lineup. And even better yet, it has three colors to choose from [grey, yellow, and cranberry] – Not sure which I'll choose, but I think the cran might win. Seriously tho, there is something for everybody here, check it out.

[Note: Flash site, no direct link to shirt. Also, Site music. So watch the ol' speaker volume before you fire it up. ]

Price: $40.00 [USD / Awesomeness]
URL: www.spraygraphic.com
Last Updated ( Saturday, 11 February 2006 )
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This one will make you think.
Written by celly  -- Saturday, 11 February 2006
So in honor on a close personal friend of NoBleach popping the question, [And of course she said yes, but we're waiting for her to sober up to see if it still stands] I decided to find something 'Weddingish' to put up.. And thats where I found these. First off I do feel that even for a bride they are a little pretentious, but that is only if it is the groom who sees them. Now, if someone other than the groom wraps his peepers on theses, either a) If she is indeed a bride, SCORE! +1 for polygamy! - or - b) If she isn't married, walk away.... just walk away... [And by walk, I mean run.]

Price: $17.00 [USD / Eternity of Misery]
URL: www.knotthegroom.com

Last Updated ( Saturday, 11 February 2006 )
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This one included.
Written by celly  -- Thursday, 09 February 2006
My mom has one. Your mom has two. Everyone now feels the need to voice their opinions about everything in the non speell checked cookie cutter world of blog suckdom. Now, there is no need for pity reads, hopefully they'll get the point the first time. And at 24$ it better freaking give them the point, or at the least come with a free sock and a roll of pennies so you can beat the point into them.

Price: $24.00 [USD / RSS Feeds]
URL: http://www.cultureshiftclothing.com/

Last Updated ( Thursday, 09 February 2006 )
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Arrrrgh! It
Written by celly  -- Wednesday, 08 February 2006
Do you have a weird freaky pirate fetish that you need to tell the world about? Nah, me neither. But I'm sure there is some dude out there named Alex that does. [It seems all the freaks are named Alex] Anyways, grab your eye patch [If you don't have an eye patch, duct tape works...], a parrot, and show people that pirates never go out of style. [Think about it.. If they weren't in style, would Johnny Depp play one? Never mind.. bad example... ]

Cost: $15.00 [USD / Booty]
URL: http://www.piratesrock.com/

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 08 February 2006 )
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I see a little silhouette-o of a man.. Literally...
Written by celly  -- Wednesday, 08 February 2006
freddie mercuryDid you know that Scaramouche is a novel by Rafael Sabatini? And that John Kerry also own yacht named Scaramouche? Well, even if you didn't, here is a shirt you can fandango while you Galileo figaro- magnifico because you're just a poor boy and nobody loves you.

And as the seller put it “A must for any trend setting Queen fan. “ [Common, Seriously, is there such a thing?]. Anyways, It's British. It's retro. And it's super fab red, so you can wear it to gay day at Disney. Everyone wins.

Cost: 9.99 [GBP / 4.53 kg]
URL: http://www.ebay.com
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 08 February 2006 )
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In Mother Russia, Keg Stands on you..
Written by celly  -- Tuesday, 07 February 2006
I know, I know, I have a soft spot for anything Russian themed. Threadless, has already sold out of this shirt multiple times, but they still bring it back and whore it out some more. So, buyer beware, you might not be the only belle at the ball wearing it. [But it's still freaking awesome...]

Regardless, if you're not ready yet to step up to the full scale Hammer and Sickle, CCCP, “Don't feed the Kremlin after Midnight” type shirts... This is a good place to start Americanski.

Cost: $15.00 [USD / 2 Mail Order Brides]
URL: www.threadless.com
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 07 February 2006 )
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Do you really need to know?
Written by celly  -- Tuesday, 07 February 2006
dickfore shirtI can just see myself standing in line at Starbucks. Enter stage left, middle aged mother of four. She walks up to the counter and orders a Tall Soy Non-fat sugar free low calorie Latte ... with extra whip ... And, as she slowly picks her head up from that first sip of caffeine lust, her eyes focus in on the word strapped across my chest... Oh, She doesn't get it at first, forcing her mind to start cranking. Then it hits her like a ton of bricks. As she spits her latte out her nose, and her eyes become the size of the hole in the ozone layer her idling SUV is creating, I can do nothing but smile, nod, tip my hat, put my eye patch back on, tighten my hook, and go on my merry way. My job there is done.

This shirt is Comes in good colors. Men and Women. Clean. Short. Simple. Funny as all hell.

Cost: $17.99 [USD / Boobweighs]
URL: www.bustedtees.com
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 07 February 2006 )
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Hero or Zero?
Written by celly  -- Tuesday, 07 February 2006
hypersolor shirtI don't know about this one guys and gals. Sure, on the one hand, you have the fact that you are actually wearing an authentic Hypercolor shirt from the 80's. People might give you mad respect because you're still proud to listen to your Flock of Seagulls and not afraid of getting a tetnis shots just to play with a rusty 20 year old slap bracelet. You could end up being many peoples hero.

Or... on the other hand, you could just be known as the person with the with different color arm pits. Either way, I'm not here to judge.. Just show you where to find em, and what to pay.... While I just ran... Ran, so far away. I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away.

Cost: Starting Bid $.99 [USD / Hairspray] URL: www.ebay.com
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 07 February 2006 )
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Free Money! God bless the US!
Written by celly  -- Monday, 06 February 2006
Wow, I have been looking for the perfect shirt to wear on casual day at the yacht club. Thanks to Dusty Brand Clothing, not only will my fellow yachters get a good chuckle, but they'll get to see where the taxes that they don't pay goto! Not only is it a fun shirt, but it is stylish too! Offensive? Possibly, I don't think this will be numeral uno on my list of `Monster Truck Rally' civvies, but if you keep it local to lets say, an undershirt at next weeks polo match, you'll be fine.....

Cost: $17.99 [USD / Food Stamps]
URL: www.dustybrands.com
Last Updated ( Monday, 06 February 2006 )
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