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One fish. Two Fish. Red fish. Ravioli Fish.
Written by celly  -- Sunday, 05 February 2006
ravioli shirtTonight, while googling `How to stick my head in a toaster' I came upon this little gem. Now, First, the domain name is FishPie.com. How much does that rock. Second, Rickie Ravioli is the spokes man on this shirt. That double rocks. Finally, it is a public service announcement - Which means everyone wins. This shirt not only deserves, but earns 4 of 5 NoBleach's. Why? 1) You will never ever run into someone else wearing it, and 2) It's freaking Ricky Ravioli!20$ says this dude has a show on with his own show on UPN by the end of the year...

Cost: $17.00 [USD or 2lbs of Sardines]
URL: http://www.fishpie.com/
Last Updated ( Sunday, 05 February 2006 )
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Doublewide for my Double Brides...
Written by celly  -- Sunday, 05 February 2006
doublewide shirt Does that girl at your trailer park have a special place in your heart, but you don't know how to tell her? First, try setting something in the shape of her name on fire. When that doesn't work, head over to ebay, and buy yourself the "Single and Disease Free" t-shirt. Any woman that can turn a man down while wearing this shirt, either a) Doesn't respect the values of a man without the flu or b) Wouldn't know a good thing if it walked up and kicked her Miller High Life over.

[... What do you mean the Shirt isn't talking about the flu? Ohhhhhhhh... Ewwww... ]

Price: $9.99 [USD / Marlboro accepted]
URL: http://www.ebay.com/
Last Updated ( Sunday, 05 February 2006 )
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I want you.. and you.. and you.. and you...
Written by celly  -- Sunday, 05 February 2006
community chest shirtRinger. Check. Sexual innuendo. Check. Monopoly reference. Check. Advertising your women parts with a reference from one of the all time greatest games. Priceless.

This shirt has it all, and just think of all the awesome Parker Brother themed pickup lines it'll generate. "Did you just place first in a beauty pagent? Because I feel like I should give you 100$" -- And awesome witty responses -- "Take your thimble, and go directly to jail, don't pass go, and your sure as hell not collecting 200$! "

Price: $17.95 [USD]
URL: http://www.superherostuff.com/
Last Updated ( Sunday, 05 February 2006 )
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apt-get install friends
Written by celly  -- Sunday, 05 February 2006
geek shirtDo you run in the geek crowd? Do your friends talk about eating elf princesses or brag about how many Pokemon cards they have? Does your cat have a bot-net of windows attack zombies? Yes? So what better way to send them a message then with a witty shirt! You'll be a hit with all the ladies at your next Lan party when they see what a stud you are with your geeky anti-geeky geek shirt...

[ Sorry, no ports or rpm shirts available at time of post... ]

Cost: $17.99 [USD]
URL: http://www.syswear.com/
Last Updated ( Sunday, 05 February 2006 )
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Your place or mime?
Written by celly  -- Sunday, 05 February 2006
mimes suck Mimes. We all hate them. Unless they are being tortured or abused. Then they rock. This is one of the best shirts to come out of Threadless in a while. However, baby blue? Seriously guys, in the black and white world of a mime, there is no blue, yet baby blue. This shirt gets 4 of 5 until they reprint it on white, gray, red or black. [There is red in the world of mime... No? I guess you have never kicked one 2, 3, .. 20 times..]


Cost: $15.00 [US + $5ish Shipping]
URL: http://www.threadless.com/
Last Updated ( Sunday, 05 February 2006 )
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In Mother Russia, Hoodie Wears You!
Written by celly  -- Saturday, 04 February 2006
Well since it is freezing outside here in Florida (Yeah, it's almost 50F) I have decided to start things off with a Hoodie. Not only is this guy hand made [Read the fine print, made to order] but it has Tattoo modeling it. [Picture after Jump] Ahhh, just the thought of fantasy island just warms you right up!

Regardless, anything that is Retro Russia is #1 in my book. Offensive factor? Minor. Other then hockey fans, most Americans get confused by anything without vowels.

Cost: Made to Order
URL: http://www.sensitivetype.com/cccp.html
Last Updated ( Saturday, 04 February 2006 )
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