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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 05 October 2006 |
Of course the day after I say that I'm going to stop posting as many tshirts as I used to I run across her this one. You know what, I'm not going to ruin this moment by saying to much... Just Enjoy... Oh, and "Wow!" ...
Anyways, Funk Unlimited... Yadda - Yadda.. Hot - Hot - Hot... Yadda - Yadda... *drool*...
.... Marry me? ....
Oh, and they have some really awesome shirts too...
Price: Worth every penny...
URL: http://www.fushirts.net
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| Written by celly
-- Wednesday, 04 October 2006 |
My girlfriend picked up one of these tattoo sleeves shirts at Daytona Bike week about six months ago. At first the gimmick seemed pretty obvious to me, but when I would catch her out of the corner of my eye, I really did have to take a double-take. Then, about two weeks ago at the Guns N' Roses Concert at Hard Rock Las Vegas, we seriously had 20-30 people walk up and just stare at her in total disbelief that this prim-and-proper chick is walking around with a set of sleeves... She loved the attention, and I was amazed at the fact that so many people came up to say something about it...
Enter Veronica Mars... Ahh yes, Kristen Bell, my one guilty pleasure in this world.. Well, Veronica Mars wore a tattoo sleeves shirt on tonights episode, which made me feel it was time to share this bad ass treasure with the world. I stumbled upon a few sites that have tattoo shirts for sale, but the one on this site seems to be a pretty solid match to the one Veronica was wearing tonight. Not to mention they have an *cough* Interesting *cough* selection of other manly and womanly tattoo things to choose from. Make sure you check out the ironically named "Swallow" Boy Shirts ... [ Oh shut up... I know it made you giggle.... ]
Cost: $80.00 [USD, 32 Gallons of Gas for your Harley]
URL: http://www.sleevesclothing.com
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 03 October 2006 |
NoBleach.com is going to be going through some changes... Over the last six months, I have focused mainly on Internet based Tshirts.. However, every day another tshirt blog pops up and poops out more crap than the one before it. Not to mention, there was indeed a tshirt boom, and too many half-assed stores have ruined it with iron ons and made to order type shirts. Because of this, I'm going to try and focus more on general to Internet based clothing and accessories.
Now, don't get me wrong, if I run into a rad tee along the way, I'll be more than happy to post about it. And if indeed run a legit shirt store, with original, stylish, and/or humorous shirts, please contact me. But don't send me crap. ie. If you stuff is available in more than 37 colors, chances are I want nothing to do with it.
Other than that everything will be the same. And Honestly, I think all 7 [ ok, fine.... 5 1/2 people... ] of the people that read this site religiously will appreciate more posts like this than anything else. Any moron can use Google to find a shirt... But finding an awesome tie or sweet sleepwear takes.. Well, I dunno what it takes, but I guess I'll find out...
Oh, and by the way... I'll still try and keep sweet pictures of the ladies up as often as I can... And perhaps even get a dude in there on occasion.. Assuming there is any ladies out there that wanna help me...
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| Last Updated ( Tuesday, 03 October 2006 ) |
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 03 October 2006 |
I saw this shirt, and it reminded me of an old joke. It's really not that funny, but, eh -- It's a cool shirt, and I couldn't think of a rant about Virginity..
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancée thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me"?
After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try... On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take a rubber band and slide it up to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "what the *@#% was that? The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping".
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!"
So, enjoy the shirt ladies. It's from www.dustjunky.com. And yes, I know it is currently out of stock, so just make sure you check out their other stuff, it's just as rad...
Cost: $18 [USD, "OH NO! NOT MY GOOD SHEETS!"]
URL: www.dustjunky.com
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| Written by celly
-- Monday, 02 October 2006 |
For the longest time I was thought that the whole allure of promiscuously charged MySpace females was just some marketing campaign that was fueled by Tom & Friends to get sex starved men and boys to use their service. [a.k.a. MySpace Stalkers] And I was really impressed with how well it worked. Unfortunately, [Or Fortunately for all the MySpace Man Bitches out there] it turns out that this is not one of the best .com marketing campaign of our time, but instead, MySpace Hookups actually exists. Boy-o-Boy do they exist.
In the last few weeks, I'm hearing more and more stories of people who get with MySpace hookups, rather regularly. And in fact I have even heard of a few that have worked out, and turned into rather interesting relationships. But, more times than not - it's a Wham - Bam - Thank - You - Mam hookup, with no phone call or IM the next morning.
What does this all mean? Well, to some, it means they need to sign up for an account ASAP. For others, it means that we now have a national STD Database. And to the rest, it means you need some rad t-shirts to strut your MySpace stuff. Thanks to http://www.losertshirts.com/ You can easily pick up some self promotional items to make friends when you're not even in front of the computer. Hah, god bless the Internet.
Cost: $20 [USD / Friends]
URL: http://www.losertshirts.com/
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| Last Updated ( Monday, 02 October 2006 ) |
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 31 August 2006 |
 The sad thing is that I have come to the reality that the majority of my readers are not big "tie people".. God, I hate that. I think my biggest pet peeve in this world is people who wear the dreaded theme tie. You know what I'm talking about. Think about your last office Christmas party -- One of the IT guys had on a Star Wars tie, Larry the "Questionably Gay" HR rep had on some Disney tie where some character was dressed like Santa, and Bob the sales guy had his NASCAR tie on... [Because having a picture of Tony Steward point at your crotch is an awesome idea...]
The sick of it is, people don't realize the power of ties. They see them as some inconvenience you need to wear to some dreadful event or something you get as a present from unoriginal asshats.. A good tie has the power to make a cheap suit look great... A Great tie has the power to get a woman to notice you from across the room. And the perfect is the tie that ends being the only thing she is wearing when you wake up the next morning.
For instance, look at the difference in ties that George W. Bush and Bill Clinton wore/wear. President Bush wears these ass-clown corn flower blue ties that make him look like a powerless coward. Bill Clinton on the other hand mostly wore power red ties -- These made him stand out as a much more trustworthy and powerful person which helped get much higher levels of respect from the domestic and world communities.
Long story shirt, [hah, get it?] Skinny Corp has a new site called Naked & Angry which has some bad ass ties. Seriously, if you're one of those bumble nuts that insists on wearing themed ties, stop being that guy and head over to N&A and pick up a quality neck piece. Granted, none of them are real "power ties" they are seriously solid "social ties" and will be the perfect compliment to a nice suit. [Her Birthday Suit included... If you're intop that whole Hooker waiting for you Pretty Woman scene type thing...]
Remeber: A Tie is supposed to point to the Penis, not Cover it!
[Note: Yes I know Skinny Corp run Threadless... But, these are some damn nice ties.. and they are Limited to 100... So hopefully they won't have any 'Communist party' Incidents...]
Price: $95 [USD / Respect]
URL: http://www.nakedandangry.com/
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 15 August 2006 |
Wow guys, the tshirt scene on the Intranetweb has sorta come to a screeching halt. I have been looking lately for some new unique shirts for y'all with no luck. Pretty much everything new is this pseudo abstract emo crap... So much so, that I'm actually really starting to like vintage shirts again... I try to update my shirt collection every 2-3 months, and I'm having a super hard time.
So, in my search for some quality vintage shirts, I went back to OrangeShag.com [ via. This ol' skewl Post ] to see if they had anything that tickled my fancy. And for some reason this shirt cracked my shit up. I think it has a good level of pervert and taste all in one. Seriously, Big meat jokes? How can you go wrong..
While you're at it, check out the Cheryl Ladd, Makin Bacon, and for the ladies -- The Official Van Shaker t-shirts.
Hope You enjoy them. Summer is almost over, so make sure you get your dose of T's now while you still can...
... unless you live in Florida like me, where the naked season is almost over, and we go back to wearing clothes in a few months ...
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| Last Updated ( Tuesday, 15 August 2006 ) |
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| Written by celly
-- Wednesday, 09 August 2006 |
It's nice to see that Internet chivalry is not totally dead. As the new net is over-run by social bookmarking, Mentos and Diet Coke, and MySpace [ Aka. The other side of the tracks.. Which we'll get to in a paragraph or two.. ] It's nice to see someone use proper Internet etiquette.
Jen, from www.JenisFamous.com, used one of the images from my site. Not only did she host the image locally, but she also gave me proper credit for the image link. This is a lost art, 99% of the time people just hyper link, or flat out steal your images... The least you can do is a) Email the owner, b) properly credit it's source, or c) give them a link in return. As a thank you, everyone please head over and check out one of Jen's Sites: www.jenisfamous.com / www.sarcasticsex.com / t-shirt store ..
Now back to MySpace. I'm Sick and tired of the netard community on MySpace completely abusing the simple principals that the Internet is based upon. Not only do the users not understand the concept of good taste, they flat out abuse resources. It's not fair that they don't understand the way the Internet works and how they use the resources of web masters to socialize in the world of HTML crap.
For example, lets see what MySpace user got from me for free today.
web04:~/apache_logs/nobleach.com$ cat access.log | grep -c myspace
1914
1914 free image hosts. And this is just some po-dunk insignificant blog. Imagine what they are doing elsewhere? Trust me I will be taking defensive action in the near future in the form of some magic .htaccess rules.. But I feel that is so silly. I like a free Internet. I have always had a rule of thumb that it is cool to hyper link an image if it would receive less than 20 impressions. And anyone that asks me can hyper link any image I have on my site. I have never said no. But this is bullshit. The people doing it don't understand what they are doing, and surely don't think it is wrong.
I'd love to see someone start a "Block Myspace Day" -- Where every Web master puts in a rule that redirect myspace image requests to some 3000x3000px image. Pretty much causing complete Unified MySpace destruction. [As if the layouts could get any worse...] But just to teach these little pricks that the Internet is not all Panic at the Disco midi's and free images. I think it is time we fight back!
If anyone in interested in starting a "Fight back against MySpace" movement, seriously, email me.. I'll bring the Tostidos and Salsa to the first meeting!
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| Last Updated ( Wednesday, 09 August 2006 ) |
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| Written by celly
-- Saturday, 29 July 2006 |
I get so much crap email every day about people asking me to review their shirts. I mean, I like it, because that is the point of this website, but people don't realize that this is not one of them ass kissing websites. I post some crazy stuff on occasion. And when you send me some religious right t-shirt... Chances are, I'm not going to post it.. And if I do, It's not going to be a good thing.. Right now, I'm in the process of being nice, and spending more time posting fun reviews, instead of flame's -- But I swear to god, then next person to send me some "Jesus Loves you" tshirt for review, will be sorry.. Very, Very Sorry...
SO! That being said, I was pleasantly surprised when I found this little email in my mailbox yesterday. I really like "one off" tshirts. My first "one off" shirt was for The Stinky Meat Project [ Here's hoping there's Maggots!! ] -- And that shirt is so niche, that when people recognize it it makes it that much more powerful.. And for the people who don't recognize it, it makes them that much more curious.. Which to me, is the reason that people search so hard to find good tshirts.. To be original, and to wear topical support for a concept or a cause.
Anyways, this shirt is for a new movie called PezHeads. It's a documentary about the Pez culture, and how to properly grind up the pez candy and turn it into high grade heroine. First, I think it is a cool shirt. And Second, I commend them for marketing this idea. Collectors and enthusiasts tend to come up with the worth tshirt ideas, mainly because they only care about the inner culture, and not the appeal to an external audience. This shirt I think does both very well, but still stays simple and cheap... Anyways, enjoy the shirt folks, and good luck to the PezHeads crew with their movie launch!
[ Note: +1 for the main Guy looking like Scott Ian. -1 for the Director looking like Paulo Costanzo. +1 for Scott Ian dude having a hot wife. -1 for her going to UF... Yah, you heard me right.... UF = -1... UCF representing... ]
Cost: $10.00 [USD / 72lbs of Pez candy]
URL: www.pezheadsthemovie.com
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 13 July 2006 |
I'm so glad to see the underground tshirt culture spread to more and more countries. Every day I find more and more international sites that have some kick ass tees... The issue is, most of them are not in English, and Google Translate or Bablefish turn the text into phrases such as:
"... shirt created from 100 percent pre-smalled wombat cotton with lemon printing and eel semen ..."
.. Which is when I usually decide to go back to looking for English sites. [Because we all know I never butcher the English Language.. Ever..] Anyways, it is always a pleasure to find an international site that also offers english. Today I was pleasantly surprised to find some very cool ass shirts from Israel. Tricko Tree has some real clean designed handmade shirts with a nice indie music feel to them.. Really, some good stuff...
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention, Tricko Trees has some fine looking ladies modeling their shirts as well... This is why this post is getting a `Babes in Threads` tag... Also, truth be told, I have a super soft spot for Israeli commando chicks. Every since I saw the special on them on the Discovery channel I have been in love with them. I think it is the mixture of the mystery in their look, and the fact that they can actually kill you, bring you back to life, just so they can kill you again.. Awesome.. +1 for Israeli Commando Chicks!
Cost: 69.90 [ILS / 10 Commando Chick Phone #'s]
URL: www.trickotree.com
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