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-- Tuesday, 14 March 2006 |
Back in college my friends would play a game with me they Called Ghetto Iron Chef. Pretty much, they would get the munchies, and tell me to go make something out of what scraps they had in the freezer. It really is a miracle what inventions can come from: Ramon Noodles, 1 Egg, Hot Pocket, Instant Oatmeal, toilet paper roll, corkscrew, and an avocado. [ The last three were for, well. Never mind. ] -- Anyhoo, Iron Chef is now in America, and has added some US flair to it. Like, for instance, adding Cat Cora, who can barely beat a fry chef from McDonald's [ Yeah, Thats right. You SUCK! ] . But at the same time kept some of the original flair with Morimoto. [ Which no one picks to battle because he'll Shashimi your ass 6 ways, and then make fun of you in Japanese. ] Overall, Iron Chef is nothing to be ashamed of.. You can wear this shirt proudly. Remember: Chicks dig guys that can cook.
Ok, now, Back to our secret Ingredient. Since we are talking about the food channel, I just need to confess that I have a major crush on Rachel Ray. She's married to some dude in the band "The Cringe" -- Well, Rachel, if he happens to get hit buy a bus, You can be my secret ingredient any day. [ And by secret, I mean, you can't tell my girlfriend... ]
-- So, In the Words of my uncle, Allez Cuisine!
Cost: $14.95 [ USD / Truffles ]
URL: http://store.foodnetwork.com
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| Written by celly
-- Monday, 13 March 2006 |
I guess I now know why America is fat. We all grew up playing a video game that glorified eating. [ And I'm pretty sure sitting on our fat asses playing it didn't help much either. ] I also sorta feel like it glorified drug use.. I mean, a little yellow dude, eating white tabs... And when you eat the big tab, everything gets all trippy, and suddenly you can eat ghosts? And when you get the munchies you chase the floating fruit... It all makes sense now, doesn't it... No wonder we're all so f'n screwed up...
Obesity aside, This is a cool shirt from a Scottish website that is a user submitted, rated, and etc. And to be honest, their designs are much fresher than some US Sites that do the same thing with `less treads`. [ *cough* ] Check em out. And start sending these people emails to get distributors in the US! PLEASE!
Cost: 20£ [GBP / Flat Muffins]
URL: www.teetonic.com
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| Written by celly
-- Sunday, 12 March 2006 |
 According to wikipedia, raccoons are: “... Mammals native to the Americas in the genus Procyon of the Procyonidae family. Raccoons are notable for their thumbs, which (though not opposable) enable them to open many closed containers (such as garbage cans) and doors. They are intelligent omnivores with a reputation for slyness and mischief..” Apparently, now we can add reputations for TPS reports, fondness for Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prisons, and then showing you their o-face.
So check out this shirt from Android8.com. Warning tho, flash site, with no direct link to shirt. :(
Cost: $25.00 [USD / Garbage Cans]
URL: www.android8.com
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| Written by celly
-- Friday, 10 March 2006 |
 Wow, Who knew there was a soccer team in Philadelphia named the Atoms in the 1970's. I know I sure as hell didn't. In fact I thought that soccer was invented in 1984, after an argument between Ronald Regan and a grilled cheese sandwich. Anyways, browsing through this site there are some freaking cool ass teams. I personally like the Cincinnati Stinger, The Charleston Rockets, and the Orange County Ramblers. Seriously, there is some hardcore vintage sports logo's here. Check them out @ www.section219.com.
[ I absolutely love this shirt... Charleston Rockets ]
[ Oh! Don't forget about the Pennsylvania Stoners! Here ]
Cost: Varies [USD / Grilled Cheese]
URL: www.section219.com
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 09 March 2006 |
 The Donkey Punch, The Strawberry Shortcake, The Flailing Dragon, The Bronco Ride, The Fish Hook, The Fish Eye, The Got Milk, The Abe Lincon, The Spit and Flip, The Motorboat, The Snowball, The Dirty Sanchez, The Tony Danza, The Cleveland Steamer, The Jelly Donut, and the best of all The Shocker...
[ For more info on 'The Tony Danza' Please refer to Wikipedia. ]
Cost: $16.00 [USD / Yo! Angela's]
URL: www.cracksmokingshirts.com
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 07 March 2006 |
 Origami. It actually is a lot like women. Complex structures, that only the skilled an patient can master. But ultimately, deep down inside, they are no more than a single piece of paper, waiting to become decorative objects... [ Yeah, I'm not sure where I'm going with that... But chances are it's going to get me slapped. ]
Anyways, as of recently my ladies tees have had a lil' lack of support [ Cough. Wink. Wink. Cough. ] so I went searching for something new that you have most likely not seen yet. I hope you like it, I think it is pretty cool. Not to mention the rest of the tshirts on the site have a real clean feel to them. Check them out.
P.s. Make sure you mouse over the top bar of the site. Fun fun fun!
Cost: $34.00
URL: http://www.hardboiledinc.com
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-- Tuesday, 07 March 2006 |
 Nothing says you're metro like going retro... [ That came to me in the shower this morning, I think I need more hobbies... ] Anyways, while looking at my traffic stats, I realize that this site has a huge Apple/Mac Audience. So, I searched for some witty apple tshirts, but I gotta say, they all suck. You'd figure the designers of the world would come up with one good apple shirt that doesn't include a screen printed ipod on it. Anyways, until someone here can send me a decent mac t-shirt, you mac freaks will have to just settle for this... [ This girl has the whole Jodie Sweetin thing going on... Kinda scares me.. UNCLE JOEY!!!! ]
Cost: Check Ebay
URL: www.macmothership.com
[ UPDATE ] Whoa, thanks for the heads up! A NoBleach fan points out -- " ... look where `Uncle Joey` has his left hand... Mac users are dirty! ..."
 [ UPDATE 2 ] Again. I stand strong. Case & Point. As a Mr. T tshirt it's funny. As an apple tshirt, it's down right disturbing.
[ Link ]
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| Written by celly
-- Monday, 06 March 2006 |
 I like when I see people come up with cool ideas and put them on firm buttox.es.es. Plus the author is kinda freaking funny ::
" ... For another, the Internet geekery allusion is equally apropos: "My ass, it's so cool, don't you wish you could bookmark it so you can share it with all your friends and be able to access it from wherever you are and not just from your personal computer?" Or, put another way, "Del.icio.us this, bitch!" ... "
Awesome. I think I need more ass on this site... Hmmmm, ideas, ideas...
My only problem with this? I don't think there is a pt of font big enough for some of the chicks that read del.icio.us... Then again, I have seen women wearing `Juicy Pants` that I mistook for like VW Bugs with advertising, so I guess it exists..
Anyways, check out the blog, plus the girl who writes it is kinda cute. That always helps! So perhaps one of my readers can work out the legal crap with the del.icio.us people and make these for this fine young lady? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Cost: Doesn't exist.. :(
URL: http://dottedlinegirl.typepad.com/asian_freckles/
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-- Sunday, 05 March 2006 |
 Hot potato can be rigged. Drawing straws? Who the hell carries straws? Russian Roulette? Well, lets just say that is a bit too permanent for my tastes. Rock, Paper, Scissors? Perfect! So many important decisions in this world have been decided over a game of rock paper scissors. Just the other day, George W. Bush lost a round to some Saudi's and now they are guarding our ports.. And the French ( who play roche, papier, ciseaux ) have lost rounds in both WWI and WWII. Clearly this simple game is a policy powerhouse, and should not be taken lightly. So Show your support for this fine, fine game, and check this shirt from 137ClothingCo. And while you're at it, check out some of their other stuff, pretty sharp, and mostly user submitted and voted on... [ So if you have ideas for tshirts, send them on over to em... ]
Cost: $13.00 [USD / Scissors bitches!]
URL: www.137clothing.com
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| Written by celly
-- Friday, 03 March 2006 |
 I can see it now, Calvin Klein walking around with a shirt that says “Celly”, some “Celly” Jeans, and a pair of Air Jordan's.. [ Who am I kidding, Celly shoes suck compared to Air Jordan's.. ] It'll never happen, so why should I extend him the same courtesy? No way. We get forced fed a plethora of advertising and marking garbage already as it is, there is no need to become a walking billboard and add to the pollution. Especially, when you're not getting paid to do it. Regardless, I think this will be my next shirt. I like it. It coo. It coo.
[ Okay, Okay... I do admit that I, on occasion, wear corporate Logo's. But, only for products I firmly believe in the quality of their product or service, ie. Apple's eWorld online service, Happy Family Midge, Crystal Pepsi , and my favorite food Bambeanos. ]
Cost: $19.00 [USD / Donnie Deutsch's]
URL: http://www.areyougeneric.org
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