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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 02 March 2006 |
 This shirt is for some guy named Lucas. My guess is you most likely don't know Lucas. In fact, I don't really know Lucas, but I do know he really wanted me to find a shirt that said “I Eat Poop”. Actually, I don't remember if he wanted it to say “I eat Poo” or “I eat Poop” -- But either way it had to do with consuming feces. Now, I know you're saying to yourself “But this shirt is for dogs...” Which is why this is so funny. Lucas is a circus midget, and will fit right in it. Cruel? Probably.. Funny? Hell Yes!
[ Note: NoBleach Inc. Feels that anyone who dresses up their pet, should be killed. Twice. ]
[Warning: Cafepress Shirt's == The suck ]
Cost: $18.99 [USD / Your Pets Dignity]
URL: Ophelias Art
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 02 March 2006 |
 ... and the sharks name is Ditka ... These are some well done vintage threads. Solid art. Check. Solid Colors. Check. Solid choice of tshirt. And, Check! Everyone is happy. And, the best part is, they are having a sale over at Monsieurt.net so everything is cheap! Awesome. There are quite a few nice shirts over there to choose from, so take a look. In the meantime, this shirt has inspired a Shark Haiku.
swimming in the sea
salty water in my ears
make me into soup
*sigh* Now my hands are tired from clapping out syllables... But it was soooo worth it. I'm submitting that one to Readers Digest... Or, Penthous forums...
Cost: $16.80 [$USD / Goldfish]
URL: Monsieurt.net
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| Written by celly
-- Wednesday, 01 March 2006 |
 Usually god only speaks to me in my Alphabet's cereal. Who knew, now he is doing t-shirts. Now only if he came out with some witty bumper stickers, like:
“Gas, Grass, or Ass – no one prays for free”
“Keep honking, I'm repenting...”
“PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Atheists”
Ahhh, I guess a boy can only dream. Until then, you're screwed.
Cost: $15.00 [USD / Hail Mary's]
URL: www.blackjesusshirts.com
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 28 February 2006 |
 Who would want to kill Koolaid man? [ Perhaps it was that bitch spongebob... There is just something not right with spongebob. ] Anyways, I'm sure that just like the superman, Koolaid man will be back. [ Perhaps Spongebob is Bane, but for the 6-10 age group? ] In the mean time, I guess every sadist needs a way to express themselves.. If not, check out this shirt instead.
Cost: $15.95 [USD / Sugar-Free sucks]
URL: www.snorgtees.com
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| Written by celly
-- Tuesday, 28 February 2006 |
 Are you a shy guy / gal? Are you looking for a way to be more approachable? Then this is the shirt for you. Back in college I called gems like this, “Step one Skippers“ because people will walk up and read them and be all like “ Oh My god! That shirt is So Funny! Wanna &!%# ” [ Step One, of course, being `Initiate The Conversation' ] If you honestly can find a person that can read this shirt and not crack a smile, then you have found a person that won't make you pancakes in the morning. And someone who won't make you pancakes in the morning, is not worth wasting your time on... But if you're still there in the morning, I guess you have bigger problems that pancakes.. Because now you need to like call them the next day, possibly even take them out to a movie... God forbid you actually gave them your real name... Oh man, you're so screwed... Move. Change your name. Sell your dog. Get buttox implants. Your life is so over.
So, what have we learned: Shirt = funny. Pancakes = Good. Real Name = Fake ass.
Cost: $17.99 [ USD / Short Stacks ]
URL: http://www.tshirthub.com/
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| Written by celly
-- Sunday, 26 February 2006 |
 Television sucks. [ With the exception of Skin-e-max ] I have 400 channels, and the best thing on is Olympic Curling. I'm trying to figure out where my $150 month goes after it makes it to the cable company... I guess someone has to pay Ryan Seacrest's salary at E!. [ Ok, with the exception of Skin-e-max and The Soup, but everything else still sucks... ]
Cost: $15 [USD / 1 Month of TiVO]
URL: http://www.phamilygraphics.com/
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| Written by celly
-- Saturday, 25 February 2006 |
 Actually it looks like a small block Chevy, but what do I know.. I drive a Japanese 4-banger with a big ol' hair dryer bolted on it... Nothing replaces Displacement? I guess you haven't met my friend “PSI” -- Or as my girlfriend puts it “I'm the idol of every asian 16 year old...” -- To each their own... Anyways, nuff car jawing for today, in the meantime enjoy this car-guy / car-girl shirt from SlowShirts.com... [ Wait, it's by slowshirts? That must make it a smallblock Ford for sure... :) ]
Cost: $22.00 [ USD / PSI @ 650CFM ]
URL: www.slowshirts.com
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| Written by celly
-- Saturday, 25 February 2006 |
 Ahh yes, the Bleedbot shirt. I just sent this one to my mother for telling me that robots aren't alive... I was so upset when I saw Short Circuit, and she told me that it was fiction, and could never happen... We'll the joke is on her now! And, from the looks of it that ain't no 5w-30 squirting out of there... -- Anyways, Enclothe is having a sale, quite a few shirts are only 13$. Head over and check it out.
Cost: $13.00 [ USD / Sale / Nuts & Bolts ]
Url: www.enclothe.com
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| Written by celly
-- Thursday, 23 February 2006 |
 No, I'm not talking about the stripper you met a few months back... [ I'd so marry a stripper who used the name Democracy... Think of all the fun political sexual puns! ] And I'm not talking about Guns N' Roses new album Chinese Democracy [ To be Released in march? ] I'm talking about the Internet TV Platform. This is super cool, it's a video player that feeds off of podcasts, video blogs, and BitTorrent feeds. And IMHO Video Podcast will be the next big thing, so be ahead of the trend... [ Then again, I also thought a t-shirt review blog was a good idea... ]
From the site: “ ... Download and watch all the best Internet TV shows and videos in one powerful application. New channels arrive daily in the built-in Channel Guide. Stop squinting at tedious web videos-- sit back and watch big, high resolution videos one after another. It's so easy to use that you'll be watching interesting videos in moments....”
Anyways, It is VERY VERY important we support our opensource projects. Even more important to support the cool ones. Here it's Win – Win. You support the project, and a kick ass shirt in return. Good work guys! Keep it up! [ If I buy 2 shirts will you port it to OS/2? ]
Cost: $15.00 [USD / Democracy]
URL: www.getdemocracy.com
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| Written by celly
-- Monday, 20 February 2006 |
 This shirt reminds me of the good ol' days. First off, these kids are not wearing those goofy ass helmets kids wear today... [ What happened to Survival of the Fittest? ] Second, that boy is hanging back, taking a gander up the ol' skirt. Maybe thinking about convincing her to go play a little doctor... It's only natural.. Boys will be boys.. Right? If that happened today, that girl would be on Oprah talking about how she was visually touched by the neighborhood kid and thats why now she has to become a stripper... *sigh* I miss the good ol' days... [ Why do I feel like this makes me sound like a dirty old man... ]
Overall, cool little shirt...
Cost: 20$ [USD / Bike Shorts]
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